Fill Your Void with My Love

My Love is conditional upon you guessing what's in my mouth right now.


A) The usher who seated us at the classical music concert who had so many puffy boils all over his head he looked like Pinhead, except with puffy fleshy boils at the end of the pins.
B) Angie Hollister's Squeezeriffic Hamburger Juice.
C) Hello Kitty Meow-berry Pop-tarts.
D) Fun n' *spurrrrt* games.
E) Deja vu.
F) Denny's new Sperm N' Eggs Breakfast Combo.
G) OOO! That Smell! That smell that SURROUNDS YOU.
H) A big fat cock festival.


Anonymous Boil-Man said...

I would like to point out that I can not help my horrible affliction.

Nor can I help the absolutely mystifying decision of the concert venue to hire me as an usher where I am seen in public.

10:49 AM  
Anonymous A. Concertgoer said...

I really wish he had called out from work that day.

I don't remember anything about the concert except the BOILS!!!



12:25 PM  
Anonymous A. Boil said...

You think you've got it bad? I have to be on this guy's ugly face!


E!X!C!L!A!M!A!T!I!O!N! P!O!I!N!T!S!

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, waitress?

Yeah, there's, um.

There's this goopy white stuff all over my eggs. It doesn't taste like sausage gravy.

*tp* *tp*

It's a little, well...briny.


Could I have some more, please?

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the FUCK is Angie Hollister?

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Angie Hollister said...

Who the FUCK are you?

1:20 PM  
Anonymous Hamburger Juice said...

Yo yo yo! Hamburger Juice here, hailin' the 411, representin' the suburban hoodio!

I got my specialsaucelettucecheese SWERVE on, yo!

I feel as if I am being lost in this whole, "who the FUCK is Angie Hollister" debate.


Word to the pickles.

1:23 PM  
Blogger wilhelmina said...

buh buh buh buh
kick my rimes tite
like a gerbil's snatch


word to the pickles

1:34 PM  
Anonymous Kitty said...


2:29 PM  
Anonymous Other Kitty. said...

Fuck you.

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Predictably Offended Kitty said...

Hey, what the fuck was that for?

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Somewhat Depressed Kitty said...

It's okay. I deserve it.

2:33 PM  
Anonymous Kitty said...


2:34 PM  
Blogger Tu s. Tin said...

if that smell is in your mouth? .... what does it taste like?
and if your mouth were closed? .... would it come out your nose?

11:23 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...


say it with me: I CAN I CAN I CAN


10:19 AM  

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