Fill Your Void with My Love
My Love is conditional upon you guessing what's in my mouth right now.
GWiMMRN:
A) The usher who seated us at the classical music concert who had so many puffy boils all over his head he looked like Pinhead, except with puffy fleshy boils at the end of the pins.
B) Angie Hollister's Squeezeriffic Hamburger Juice.
C) Hello Kitty Meow-berry Pop-tarts.
D) Fun n' *spurrrrt* games.
E) Deja vu.
F) Denny's new Sperm N' Eggs Breakfast Combo.
G) OOO! That Smell! That smell that SURROUNDS YOU.
H) A big fat cock festival.
GWiMMRN:
A) The usher who seated us at the classical music concert who had so many puffy boils all over his head he looked like Pinhead, except with puffy fleshy boils at the end of the pins.
B) Angie Hollister's Squeezeriffic Hamburger Juice.
C) Hello Kitty Meow-berry Pop-tarts.
D) Fun n' *spurrrrt* games.
E) Deja vu.
F) Denny's new Sperm N' Eggs Breakfast Combo.
G) OOO! That Smell! That smell that SURROUNDS YOU.
H) A big fat cock festival.
posted by My Mouth at 7:21 AM
9 Comments:
I would like to point out that I can not help my horrible affliction.
Nor can I help the absolutely mystifying decision of the concert venue to hire me as an usher where I am seen in public.
I really wish he had called out from work that day.
I don't remember anything about the concert except the BOILS!!!
BOILS!!!
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Uh, waitress?
Yeah, there's, um.
There's this goopy white stuff all over my eggs. It doesn't taste like sausage gravy.
*tp* *tp*
It's a little, well...briny.
Could...
Could I have some more, please?
Yo yo yo! Hamburger Juice here, hailin' the 411, representin' the suburban hoodio!
I got my specialsaucelettucecheese SWERVE on, yo!
I feel as if I am being lost in this whole, "who the FUCK is Angie Hollister" debate.
Yo.
Word to the pickles.
Hello.
It's okay. I deserve it.
Hello.
if that smell is in your mouth? .... what does it taste like?
and if your mouth were closed? .... would it come out your nose?
FO-CUS
say it with me: I CAN I CAN I CAN
FO-CUS
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