GWiMMRN, Lentil Soup with Crushed Fucknuts Edition
I hope it's okay that I say, "Go fuck yourself."
I'm sorry if I offended anyone.
Anyone, that is, except for those non-Focusing Bahstahn fuckwahds, that is.
Oh, never mind. Just Guess:
A) A hastily written hand-made sign hanging in someone's pahking garage that says, "Welcome back, ASSHOLE."
B) Some momentary confusion and then some anger.
C) The hair down there, not mine.
D) A crater where my filling used to be.
E) Crags.
F) Hags with shags.
G) An 8 second long belch.
H) A big fat cock.
UPDATE:
I'm sorry if I offended anyone.
Anyone, that is, except for those non-Focusing Bahstahn fuckwahds, that is.
Oh, never mind. Just Guess:
A) A hastily written hand-made sign hanging in someone's pahking garage that says, "Welcome back, ASSHOLE."
B) Some momentary confusion and then some anger.
C) The hair down there, not mine.
D) A crater where my filling used to be.
E) Crags.
F) Hags with shags.
G) An 8 second long belch.
H) A big fat cock.
UPDATE:
posted by My Mouth at 12:01 PM
6 Comments:
That one woman's pubic hair is pretty damn frightening, if you ask me.
That's even worse than opening up a graphic novel and finding the words "Suck It :)" written there.
There wasn't even a smiley face.
That's a pretty long belch!
I mean, 8 seconds!
WOW!
I mean, like, WOW!
OMG!
8 seconds!
8 seconds!
WOW!
I thought we didn't DO that here!
All this profanity.
I thought it was a CIVIL place, full of WONDERFUL DISCUSSIONS about LOVELY THINGS.
You've SO lost a reader.
Stevie, I wrote that ASSHOLE sign for you.
We do that here.
Right here.
On this very website.
Every day.
24/7. 365.
Get. Used. To. It.
GOD
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