10/15/06

GWiMMRN, Lentil Soup with Crushed Fucknuts Edition

I hope it's okay that I say, "Go fuck yourself."

I'm sorry if I offended anyone.

Anyone, that is, except for those non-Focusing Bahstahn fuckwahds, that is.

Oh, never mind. Just Guess:

A) A hastily written hand-made sign hanging in someone's pahking garage that says, "Welcome back, ASSHOLE."
B) Some momentary confusion and then some anger.
C) The hair down there, not mine.
D) A crater where my filling used to be.
E) Crags.
F) Hags with shags.
G) An 8 second long belch.
H) A big fat cock.

UPDATE:

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That one woman's pubic hair is pretty damn frightening, if you ask me.

4:18 AM  
Anonymous Guy Who Came Back from a Long Trip said...

That's even worse than opening up a graphic novel and finding the words "Suck It :)" written there.

There wasn't even a smiley face.

4:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a pretty long belch!

I mean, 8 seconds!

WOW!

I mean, like, WOW!

OMG!

8 seconds!

8 seconds!

WOW!

4:24 AM  
Anonymous Stevie The Oversensitive DookyGobbler said...

I thought we didn't DO that here!

All this profanity.

I thought it was a CIVIL place, full of WONDERFUL DISCUSSIONS about LOVELY THINGS.

You've SO lost a reader.

4:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stevie, I wrote that ASSHOLE sign for you.

We do that here.

Right here.

On this very website.

Every day.

24/7. 365.

Get. Used. To. It.

7:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GOD

9:56 AM  

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