Zippity Doo-Dah
Zippity yay!
GWiMMRN:
A) A wonderful day.
B) Bunny tears.
C) What Private Ryan is worth.
D) 18,700 websites for the fictional country of Slobovia.
E) 26 million websites for Tijuana.
F) An astounding 110 results for "guess what's in my mouth right now."
G) An astounding big, fat cock.
GWiMMRN:
A) A wonderful day.
B) Bunny tears.
C) What Private Ryan is worth.
D) 18,700 websites for the fictional country of Slobovia.
E) 26 million websites for Tijuana.
F) An astounding 110 results for "guess what's in my mouth right now."
G) An astounding big, fat cock.
posted by My Mouth at 8:38 AM
8 Comments:
Uh, you guys mind letting me out of here? My eye hurts.
Guys? Guys?!?
ASSHOLES.
Private Ryan isn't worth two shakes off my rosy red DICK.
And you can quote me on that.
They have meat pierogie in Slobovia.
Meat pierogie.
"I'm not rising to the bait on this one, either."
"GROW UP."
Anonymous said,
"Private Ryan isn't worth two shakes off my rosy red DICK (sic). And you can quote me on that."
Ow.
goo
Unlike my best friend Deroy Murdock, the penis-tugging "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN, I don't have the time to contradict all these false statements.
I only said "Ohhhhh, boy" once, and that was when they rammed the plunger into my shit-chute. At no other time did I say it.
gRoW uP.
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