4/10/06

Zippity Doo-Dah

Zippity yay!

GWiMMRN:

A) A wonderful day.
B) Bunny tears.
C) What Private Ryan is worth.
D) 18,700 websites for the fictional country of Slobovia.
E) 26 million websites for Tijuana.
F) An astounding 110 results for "guess what's in my mouth right now."
G) An astounding big, fat cock.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Bunny said...

Uh, you guys mind letting me out of here? My eye hurts.

Guys? Guys?!?

ASSHOLES.

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Private Ryan isn't worth two shakes off my rosy red DICK.

And you can quote me on that.

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Slobovian Man said...

They have meat pierogie in Slobovia.

Meat pierogie.

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN said...

"I'm not rising to the bait on this one, either."

"GROW UP."

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said,

"Private Ryan isn't worth two shakes off my rosy red DICK (sic). And you can quote me on that."

12:01 PM  
Anonymous M. Kay Cosmetics said...

Fuck you, rabbit. You're gonna stay in that stockade until you LEARN.

Got that, big ears?

GOOD.

12:35 PM  
Anonymous Br'er Rabbit said...

Ow.

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Like a Baby, Eugene's Flesh Dragon said...

goo

1:13 PM  
Blogger Eugene said...

No, it didn't.

It went, "Ohhhhhh boy."

1:32 PM  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MY PENIS NEVER TIRES OF FLATTERY.

1:34 PM  
Anonymous Abner Louima said...

Unlike my best friend Deroy Murdock, the penis-tugging "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN, I don't have the time to contradict all these false statements.

I only said "Ohhhhh, boy" once, and that was when they rammed the plunger into my shit-chute. At no other time did I say it.

gRoW uP.

2:06 PM  

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