Just...Just...GWiMMRN
It's a nice day, so why don't you just fucking guess what's in my mouth right now, okay?
A) The stomach-twisting conflict of wanting very badly to quit my job right now, but not having another job to go to
B) A nice game of ro-sham-bo
C) An abusive, gun-toting colleague who has more temper tantrums than my 3-year-old-niece
D) The deeply disquieting fact that I'm still the only grown-up at my workplace, which would shock the living daylights out of anyone even casually glancing at this website
E) The delightful feeling I'll get when I do quit and leave the lot of them in the lurch, even if it means I take a job as a jismopper at the local peep show for $2.00/hour and all the spooge I can eat
F) The horrible idea that I've finally become that person I've dreaded becoming my entire adult life: a guy who hates his job
G) A big, fat oh, forget it
UPDATE: The answer is now most likely H) A long talk with the boss where I scared the shit out of him when I implied that I was thinking about resigning.
A) The stomach-twisting conflict of wanting very badly to quit my job right now, but not having another job to go to
B) A nice game of ro-sham-bo
C) An abusive, gun-toting colleague who has more temper tantrums than my 3-year-old-niece
D) The deeply disquieting fact that I'm still the only grown-up at my workplace, which would shock the living daylights out of anyone even casually glancing at this website
E) The delightful feeling I'll get when I do quit and leave the lot of them in the lurch, even if it means I take a job as a jismopper at the local peep show for $2.00/hour and all the spooge I can eat
F) The horrible idea that I've finally become that person I've dreaded becoming my entire adult life: a guy who hates his job
G) A big, fat oh, forget it
UPDATE: The answer is now most likely H) A long talk with the boss where I scared the shit out of him when I implied that I was thinking about resigning.
posted by My Mouth at 5:34 AM
9 Comments:
There's nothing nice about a game of ro-sham-bo.
My testicles have yet to drop back down.
I LOVE my job.
Maybe you'd rather be a jizzmuppet, instead?
I'm think of taking on an APPRENTICE.
I am a fecal warrior.
It's MY turn to administer the next ro-sham-bo kick. You won't walk right for a MONTH.
*THHHHHHHHWOP*
Get back to work, you.
Shave your nuts and meet me in the john.
I'm spurtin' here!
I'm going to sue ALL OF YOU
Who the hell's Wendy? The girl on the fast food signs?
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