GWiMMRN, I Forgive You on Saturday Edition

I know it's hard to focus as you scurry about, hither and yon, doing this and that. I forgive you for not focusing. Even so, you HAVE to focus. FOCUS on what's in my mouth. Right now. One of these things is in there. Which might it be:

A) The walnut-sized testicles of Miles, the cat with testicles the size of walnuts (YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT SOONER OR LATER, YOU KNOW, SO ACKNOWLEDGE THEM)
B) A tall decaf java chip frappucino
C) The Grand Valley Girls Basketball Team's sports bras, all salty with sweat
D) The cold crust of week-old shit gluing together that bag lady's ass cheeks
E) A cold crust of pizza
F) Cow udder eclairs
G) A diagram very helpfully labeled as "MAP"
H) Meat pierogie
I) Warsaw
J) A big, fat cock pierogie