I Refuse to Apologize for Your Actions

If you can't focus without constant prompting, I refuse to apologize for it. Didn't your parents/foster home/orphanage nuns teach you right?

Let's try this agin. This time, with OOOMPH.

A) Eyes Wide Shut.
B) Eyes Glued Shut.
C) Cockistan.
D) East Ballsistan.
E) West Ballsistan.
F) Spuj, the capital of Cockistan.
G) Pornogeography.
H) Fill in the blank: A big, fat __ __ __ __.

Update: It could be I) This pornogeographic map of the Cockistan region.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

That map is...

I don't think there's an adjective in the English language that adequately describes it.

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint of GWiMMRN" said...

"I have an adjective that describes it."

"It's called:"

"Fucking sick."


9:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you pronounce "Spuj"?

9:26 AM  
Anonymous Eastern Ballsistan Man said...

Do you have meat pierogie?

9:27 AM  
Blogger Eugene said...

Did I ever tell you about the poem I wrote about Lake Vajisnatch?

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no idea what H) might be. Can I get a hint?

I'm trying to focus here.

9:33 AM  

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