2/21/06

GWiMMRN, Pink n' Perky Edition

I'm feelin' frisky!

GWiMMRN:

A) Something else nobody wants to hear about.
B) Somethin' pink n' perky.
C) That sweet Southern mumble them Brokeback Mountain boys were talkin' in.
D) A giggle when, during a humping scene in Brokeback Mountain, Heath Ledger, after a few second silence, emits a furious, high pitched yet gutteral grunt.
E) The real Brokeback Mountain.
F) The money I didn't pay you to let the dogs babysit the sheep while you stem the rose.
G) A big, fat "stem on the rose," if you know what I mean.

UPDATE: It could now be H) The phrase, "I'm going to take my elephant out for a jog." Hope this helps.

15 Comments:

Anonymous Gay Sheepherders said...

Gay Sheepherder #1: God, I wish I knew how to quit you!

Gay Sheepherder #2: I'm so sick of the bio back-spatter in this relationship.

God: I quit the both of you.

11:07 AM  
Anonymous R. Redford said...

Nobody wants to hear about Woodward and Bernstein's treatment. NOBODY.

Except me.

And Ennis "Hot Yogurt" DelMar.

11:08 AM  
Anonymous H. Ledger said...

*ungh ungh ungh*

heeheeheeheeheehee!

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no fucking idea what you mean by the stem on the rose.

NO IDEA.

And I'm really unhappy with the way I'm being treated here.

11:11 AM  
Anonymous E. "Hot Yogurt" Del Marr said...

Damn it, Alma! Git back in here and serve us dinner! GET BACK HERE! ALMA!

11:26 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

No one cares about how you, or the sheep, or the sheepdogs, or anybody else is treated here.

N.O.B.O.D.Y.C.A.R.E.S.

FO-CUS.

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does "N.O.B.O.D.Y.C.A.R.E.S." stand for?

12:01 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

It stands for

FOCUS ON WHAT'S IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW.

You obviously need repurposing.

Scroll down to the bottom of this webpage for an inspirational reminder.

1:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, it, uh. Um. F.O.W.I.M.M.R.N. stands for, well, FOCUS ON WHAT'S IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW.

Sorry.

On a side note, I'm being treated very unfairly here. Very, very unfairly.

2:18 PM  
Blogger Eugene said...

I've been treated badly, too. Very roughly, in fact.

Very

roughly.

2:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rock my groin like it's 1992, baby!

4:15 PM  
Blogger El Capitan said...

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE CLEANING POWER OF MY PENIS.

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going out right now to jog my elephant!

6:11 PM  
Blogger jordan said...

i'm sorry...do i know you??

10:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know YOU, Jordan.

You little strumpet, you.

4:22 AM  

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