GWiMMRN, Pink n' Perky Edition
I'm feelin' frisky!
GWiMMRN:
A) Something else nobody wants to hear about.
B) Somethin' pink n' perky.
C) That sweet Southern mumble them Brokeback Mountain boys were talkin' in.
D) A giggle when, during a humping scene in Brokeback Mountain, Heath Ledger, after a few second silence, emits a furious, high pitched yet gutteral grunt.
E) The real Brokeback Mountain.
F) The money I didn't pay you to let the dogs babysit the sheep while you stem the rose.
G) A big, fat "stem on the rose," if you know what I mean.
UPDATE: It could now be H) The phrase, "I'm going to take my elephant out for a jog." Hope this helps.
GWiMMRN:
A) Something else nobody wants to hear about.
B) Somethin' pink n' perky.
C) That sweet Southern mumble them Brokeback Mountain boys were talkin' in.
D) A giggle when, during a humping scene in Brokeback Mountain, Heath Ledger, after a few second silence, emits a furious, high pitched yet gutteral grunt.
E) The real Brokeback Mountain.
F) The money I didn't pay you to let the dogs babysit the sheep while you stem the rose.
G) A big, fat "stem on the rose," if you know what I mean.
UPDATE: It could now be H) The phrase, "I'm going to take my elephant out for a jog." Hope this helps.
posted by My Mouth at 9:43 AM
12 Comments:
Gay Sheepherder #1: God, I wish I knew how to quit you!
Gay Sheepherder #2: I'm so sick of the bio back-spatter in this relationship.
God: I quit the both of you.
Nobody wants to hear about Woodward and Bernstein's treatment. NOBODY.
Except me.
And Ennis "Hot Yogurt" DelMar.
*ungh ungh ungh*
heeheeheeheeheehee!
I have no fucking idea what you mean by the stem on the rose.
NO IDEA.
And I'm really unhappy with the way I'm being treated here.
Damn it, Alma! Git back in here and serve us dinner! GET BACK HERE! ALMA!
No one cares about how you, or the sheep, or the sheepdogs, or anybody else is treated here.
N.O.B.O.D.Y.C.A.R.E.S.
FO-CUS.
What does "N.O.B.O.D.Y.C.A.R.E.S." stand for?
It stands for
FOCUS ON WHAT'S IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW.
You obviously need repurposing.
Scroll down to the bottom of this webpage for an inspirational reminder.
No, it, uh. Um. F.O.W.I.M.M.R.N. stands for, well, FOCUS ON WHAT'S IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW.
Sorry.
On a side note, I'm being treated very unfairly here. Very, very unfairly.
Rock my groin like it's 1992, baby!
I'm going out right now to jog my elephant!
I know YOU, Jordan.
You little strumpet, you.
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