GWiMMRN, Holy Sunday Blasphemy Edition

There is nothing more sacred than my mouth, even on the Lord's Day. Because even the Lord must bow down to my mouth's greatness. And He does, you can be sure of that. Even HE knows that I can put Him in my mouth if I so choose. What's in there now, however, is the real issue:

A) A breakfast of old g-strings stolen from the laundry room of the specialty strip joint Brown Frowns
B) A shocked grimace
C) The Mayan ruins of Chichén Itzá
D) A semen balloon thrown right at the Pope's face, filled with the jism of martyrs
E) William Fichtner's chilling performance as Sheriff Underlay in Shaun Cassidy's Invasion
F) Hyena foreskins
G) Sheriff Underlay's big, fat alien cock