I Am Not Going to Resign
Nope. No way. I'm in it for the long haul. Know why? Cause all I think about is what's in my mouth right now. And all I want for Xmas is you, baby.
Guess. Just for me:
A) An oh so relaxing cup of chamomile tea.
B) A dump that festered long in my colon, before I became soooo relaxed from that chamomile tea, that I released it into my Levis.
C) The adorable wispy hairs on Judge Alito's noggin.
D) A mess that I'd really rather not talking about, except to say that I'm sorry, and I will only do that in self-defense at the book store.
E) A morning after pill swallowed with the help of Chaser-plus.
F) A big, fat cock.
Guess. Just for me:
A) An oh so relaxing cup of chamomile tea.
B) A dump that festered long in my colon, before I became soooo relaxed from that chamomile tea, that I released it into my Levis.
C) The adorable wispy hairs on Judge Alito's noggin.
D) A mess that I'd really rather not talking about, except to say that I'm sorry, and I will only do that in self-defense at the book store.
E) A morning after pill swallowed with the help of Chaser-plus.
F) A big, fat cock.
posted by My Mouth at 9:11 AM
6 Comments:
What more do you need on a Sunday morning than a morning-after pill and a Chaser-Plus?
I was able to mow the lawn afterward!
TOUCHDOWN!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's infatuated with those oh so adorable wispy hairs on Alito's noggin.
They're so CUTE!
Wait...is this...is this the dump you told us about earlier?
I've been trying to fax you about it.
I hope that's okay.
Wait, that's too many numbers.
I don't think that fax will go through. Do you have a different fax number to try?
Flapflapflap flap flap flapflapflapflap!
Flap!
F.L.A.P.: flapflapflapflap, flap flapflap, flap?
FLAP!
Save some of those adorable wispy hairs for me!
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