The GWiMMRN Word

I need very little introduction, other than soft acoustic guitar music played by a greasy haired hippie fucknose twat.

A) The L Word.
B) The M word.
C) The N Word.
D) The O Word.
E) The P word.
F) The big, fat cock. Word.

UPDATE: Although I just took an immensely satisfying dump, such that I now feel more relaxed and at ease with world events, it is not in my mouth right now. So please, stop faxing me about it.