1/27/06

GWiMMRN, Nibble My Nutsack Friday Edition

I have other body parts too, you know. Not just a mouth. Even so, it's my mouth that's what's important. This website isn't called "Guess What Shot Out of My Dick a Little While Ago" for a reason. We're not talking about what's coming out, but what's going in. I hope we understand each other. Now guess what's in my mouth right now, while it's still in there:

A) Katie Couric's horribly rugose taint, smothered in cold creamed corn
B) A pair of wet swim trunks that are just chafing your inner thighs so much that you want to just strip them right off and walk around bare-assed to escape the discomfort
C) A pig's ear dog treat
D) A pig's penis cat treat
E) A poke in the eye with a sharp stick
F) Three marmite banana split sundaes, eaten one after the other
G) Three marmoset nipples, eaten all at once
H) A big, fat marmoset cock

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do that even when my swim trunks AREN'T wet.

9:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Letter C is better than a Letter E.

9:26 AM  
Anonymous Marmoset said...

Love me, love my prickly prick.

9:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You suck pig penises and here's why.

9:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go on...

9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, there's these pigs, you see.

And, and...and they've got penises.

And, well...

Oh, never mind.

10:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn right never mind.

11:47 AM  

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