GWiMMRN, Nibble My Nutsack Friday Edition

I have other body parts too, you know. Not just a mouth. Even so, it's my mouth that's what's important. This website isn't called "Guess What Shot Out of My Dick a Little While Ago" for a reason. We're not talking about what's coming out, but what's going in. I hope we understand each other. Now guess what's in my mouth right now, while it's still in there:

A) Katie Couric's horribly rugose taint, smothered in cold creamed corn
B) A pair of wet swim trunks that are just chafing your inner thighs so much that you want to just strip them right off and walk around bare-assed to escape the discomfort
C) A pig's ear dog treat
D) A pig's penis cat treat
E) A poke in the eye with a sharp stick
F) Three marmite banana split sundaes, eaten one after the other
G) Three marmoset nipples, eaten all at once
H) A big, fat marmoset cock