Are You Ready for Thursday in My Mouth?
I'll bet you ain't! It's okay. My mouth takes some getting used to. But once you do, I know you'll love it. LOVE IT. Just focus right now. FOCUS on MY MOUTH. Focused? You there yet? Excellent. Now that you can think of nothing but my mouth, try to guess what's in it:
A) A snot rocket Hot Pocket, America's Favorite Stuffed Sandwich
B) The horribly deformed and retarded love-child of Sheppy and this surprised looking turd
C) A boil on the ass of the Internet
D) lola's smiley little repercussions
E) The delicious little dingleberries clinging to the adorable little ass hairs near Jessica Alba's starfish
F) The fact that I can never go to the beach and see a starfish again without thinking of adorable little ass hairs
G) A place for Eugene to rest his exhausted little balls
H) The misshapen, anemic cock belonging to the horribly deformed and retarded love-child of Sheppy and this surprised looking turd
A) A snot rocket Hot Pocket, America's Favorite Stuffed Sandwich
B) The horribly deformed and retarded love-child of Sheppy and this surprised looking turd
C) A boil on the ass of the Internet
D) lola's smiley little repercussions
E) The delicious little dingleberries clinging to the adorable little ass hairs near Jessica Alba's starfish
F) The fact that I can never go to the beach and see a starfish again without thinking of adorable little ass hairs
G) A place for Eugene to rest his exhausted little balls
H) The misshapen, anemic cock belonging to the horribly deformed and retarded love-child of Sheppy and this surprised looking turd
posted by My Mouth at 5:28 AM
7 Comments:
Eat My Hot Pocket!
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
Actually, I don't feel ready. Not one bit.
Clearly, you are not FOCUSING.
FOCUS.
FOCUS.
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On my mouth.
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I
Smell
*pop*
Corn
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This is beginning to look like Eugene's blog. Stop it. You want balls, I'll show you balls.
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