10/22/05

Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now, Sabado GIGANTE Edition!

I even put things in my mouth on the weekend! Guess what's in there now:

A) The toilet offerings of Bert and Ernie after a breakfast of bran muffins and really old pork rinds
B) A loose, floppy pussy
C) Hurricane Wilma
D) Seashells
E) A few micrograms of chrome, lovingly sucked off of a trailer hitch
F) A fragment of hot dog-flavored wedding cake with store-brand mustard icing
G) A big, fat cock

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

She sells seashells by the seashore.

And then gobbles a big, fat cock.

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Tacos!

11:01 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I'll bet you're all wondering how good that wedding cake is.

It's delish.. but is it in my mouth right now? That's the Q.

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the worst breakfast I ever heard of.

7:51 PM  
Blogger brandon said...

I think your a fucking idiot. .

1:19 AM  

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