Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now, You Fools!

Foolish ones! My mouth contains a fiery lunacy that demands your pernicious attentions!

Behold! And guess!

A) RUBN1out, the rubber chicken flu virus.
B) Teef.
C) A 21 handjob salute to our nation's perverts.
D) Slick Willie's Intern Cigar Syrup.
E) A rain-slicked page from the Cliff Notes version of "To Kill a Mockingbird," where it says "Atticus represents morality and reason in To Kill a Mockingbird. As a character, Atticus is even-handed throughout the story. He is one of the very few characters who never has to rethink his position on an issue."
F) A big, fat cock.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love cigar syrup. Especially on blueberry (dress) pancakes.

1:08 PM  

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