GWIMMRN, Pre-Lunch Special
Alright, this one goes out to all you people getting ready for lunch.
Let me set the scene: It's before lunch. What's in my mouth right now?
A) Breakfast.
B) Freeze-dried kitten scrotums.
C) My latest job promotion rejection letter, unopened.
D) Impending disappointment.
E) 57 year old seminal fluid.
F) 18 year old woman juice.
G) A big, fat cock.
Hint: There can be only one.
Let me set the scene: It's before lunch. What's in my mouth right now?
A) Breakfast.
B) Freeze-dried kitten scrotums.
C) My latest job promotion rejection letter, unopened.
D) Impending disappointment.
E) 57 year old seminal fluid.
F) 18 year old woman juice.
G) A big, fat cock.
Hint: There can be only one.
posted by My Mouth at 10:30 AM
3 Comments:
There's really nothing quite like a really crunchy, freeze-dried kitten scrotum. They're like little spheres of joy.
What's really great about this blog is that after only a few weeks, it's already got self-referential humor in it.
Oh, and the big, fat cocks, of course.
*ghhhaaal*
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