GWIMMRN, Pre-Lunch Special

Alright, this one goes out to all you people getting ready for lunch.

Let me set the scene: It's before lunch. What's in my mouth right now?

A) Breakfast.
B) Freeze-dried kitten scrotums.
C) My latest job promotion rejection letter, unopened.
D) Impending disappointment.
E) 57 year old seminal fluid.
F) 18 year old woman juice.
G) A big, fat cock.

Hint: There can be only one.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's really nothing quite like a really crunchy, freeze-dried kitten scrotum. They're like little spheres of joy.

11:14 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

What's really great about this blog is that after only a few weeks, it's already got self-referential humor in it.

Oh, and the big, fat cocks, of course.

11:18 AM  
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