Guess What's in My Mouth After Lunch

I just ate lunch. Guess what's in my mouth right now.

A) Saliva coated cheese granules.
B) Saliva coated bread crumb granules.
C) Halitosis.
D) The tangy, sweet taste of store-brand mustard.
E) Plaque from Hostess ScaryCake .
F) A big, fat cock.
G) All of the above.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's very difficult to get both a big, fat cock and an entire Hostess ScaryCake in one's mouth at the same time.

The experience of trying to do so during lunch while Principal Farris lectured me about the inappropriateness of last year's Halloween costume brings the sour taste of bile, faux creme, and 57-year-old seminal fluid to the back of my bruised throat right now.

10:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think 57 year old seminal fluid is up for discussion, young man.

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe you swallowed. I mean, ick.

11:28 AM  

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