*BRRRRRPPPPRPRPPP* The Thursday Post-Lunch What's in My Mouth Right Now Edition
By now, you know the drill.
A) A simply adorable little poop-chute I found while shopping for a throw rug at Penney's
B) Petit Fours
C) Petit Fives
D) Great big fucking Fours, none of that "petit" shit
E) The grim taste of disappointment that my mouth's blog isn't as popular as initially conceived
F) Dog-eared dogs' ears (to go with yesterday's meal)
G) INXS
H) A big, fat cock
A) A simply adorable little poop-chute I found while shopping for a throw rug at Penney's
B) Petit Fours
C) Petit Fives
D) Great big fucking Fours, none of that "petit" shit
E) The grim taste of disappointment that my mouth's blog isn't as popular as initially conceived
F) Dog-eared dogs' ears (to go with yesterday's meal)
G) INXS
H) A big, fat cock
posted by My Mouth at 11:53 AM
5 Comments:
I can't tell you the depth of my disappointment that everyone isn't standing around watercoolers discussing what's in my mouth. Really. What do I have to do to get people to talk about the thing(s) in my mouth? Don't my tongue, lips, teeth, and who-knows-what-else-is-in-my-mouth and I deserve happiness?
no
You're right.
Don't be hard on yourself, mouth. It's clear that you've...uh...been places. What's "lola" done with her life?
Yeah! I feel better already! I'm gonna stuff something in my mouth right now!
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