*BRRRRRPPPPRPRPPP* The Thursday Post-Lunch What's in My Mouth Right Now Edition

By now, you know the drill.

A) A simply adorable little poop-chute I found while shopping for a throw rug at Penney's
B) Petit Fours
C) Petit Fives
D) Great big fucking Fours, none of that "petit" shit
E) The grim taste of disappointment that my mouth's blog isn't as popular as initially conceived
F) Dog-eared dogs' ears (to go with yesterday's meal)
H) A big, fat cock


Blogger My Mouth said...

I can't tell you the depth of my disappointment that everyone isn't standing around watercoolers discussing what's in my mouth. Really. What do I have to do to get people to talk about the thing(s) in my mouth? Don't my tongue, lips, teeth, and who-knows-what-else-is-in-my-mouth and I deserve happiness?

12:50 PM  
Blogger lola said...


1:24 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

You're right.

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be hard on yourself, mouth. It's clear that you've...uh...been places. What's "lola" done with her life?

4:03 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Yeah! I feel better already! I'm gonna stuff something in my mouth right now!

7:54 AM  

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