It's a Busy Day for My Mouth!

Oh! The places My Mouth will go!

Guess...

A) An exact replica of Dick Cheney's daughter's gay labia, lovingly sculpted out of chocolate by 2004 Democratic Vice Presidential nominee John Edwards.
B) Boogers.
C) A damp, piebald stained towel found this morning under Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch bedroom.
D) The entire left tit of Christina Aguilera.
E) A mouthful of PissChrist.
F) Petit Sixes.
G) A big, fat cock.