There's SOMETHING in My Mouth Today...

Can you guess what it is?

A) A small pocket of saliva near the back of my tongue
B) A small packet of ketchup found under a Sonic dumpster
C) A small fragment of yesterday's meal of boiled dog foreskins
D) A small copy of Chairman Mao's "Little Red Book," sprinkled with the tweezed eyebrow hairs of Ann Althouse
E) A small drop of tepid skunk spunk
F) A big, fat cock


Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a trick question! Althouse doesn't HAVE eyebrows!

7:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dogs dont haf foreskins.

7:35 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I was ASSURED by the Rare Meats Broker that what I ate yesterday was 100% bona fide ("fido," hee hee) dog foreskins. I was offered a money-back guarantee if they proved to be the false foreskins so often sold to unwary customers.

How do YOU know so much about dog dicks, anyway?

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ghhaaal ghau huh huh i have hughl huuhl one ihn my mouf right now *cough*

12:33 PM  

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