Monday Morning Hamburger Balls Edition of GWiMMRN
Tomorrow is the end of the world.
If you're the least bit interested in saving your pathetic little soul, you'll guess what's in my mouth right now:
A) A guy with a raging case of hamburger balls
B) The end result of the hotdog and bun method
C) Mustard Nut
D) A nice lady who unfortunately has chippytits
E) Cooking pork chops
F) A barbecue
G) A big, fat dissertative cock
If you're the least bit interested in saving your pathetic little soul, you'll guess what's in my mouth right now:
A) A guy with a raging case of hamburger balls
B) The end result of the hotdog and bun method
C) Mustard Nut
D) A nice lady who unfortunately has chippytits
E) Cooking pork chops
F) A barbecue
G) A big, fat dissertative cock
posted by My Mouth at 5:45 AM
6 Comments:
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I luv ya, tomorrow, you're only a day awaaaay!
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I luv ya, tomorrow, you're only a day awaaaay!
I find all of those terms disgusting. Especially mustard nut.
And, really, there's no such thing as too much tea-bagging. That's an urban myth.
Chippytits is a horrible affliction, though. Just horrible.
Ball sweat is the nastiest of all the sweats.
BEHOLD MY MAGICAL SWEATER PUPPIES!
They are better than chippytits by a mile.
Slap that man's balls on a sesame seed bun and serve 'em to me for dinner, 'cause I'm HUNGRY!
Post a Comment
<< Home