GWiMMRN, Bump Day in the Month of May Edition
It's not going to get any better than this, so you might as well guess what's in my mouth right now:
A) A chewing gum elephant puppet, warmed just right for my solitary delight
B) Señor Chip Butty's request to "call me"
C) The "it's/its" problem, the "to/too" fallacy, and the overuse of ellipses
D) Rippy's cousin
E) Something undoubtedly unintended by the manufacturer
F) Another culinary delight invented by the good people who brought you the chip butty
G) A big, fat cock
UPDATE: The answer very well could be this tasty snack!
A) A chewing gum elephant puppet, warmed just right for my solitary delight
B) Señor Chip Butty's request to "call me"
C) The "it's/its" problem, the "to/too" fallacy, and the overuse of ellipses
D) Rippy's cousin
E) Something undoubtedly unintended by the manufacturer
F) Another culinary delight invented by the good people who brought you the chip butty
G) A big, fat cock
UPDATE: The answer very well could be this tasty snack!
posted by My Mouth at 6:56 AM
15 Comments:
That elephant finger puppet gum looks awful. Who the hell would put that in their mouth?
work was weird.. people were weird.. this whole fucking day has just been off, ever since noon.. and now some weirdo posing as a french fry sandwich is asking me to call him.
Life really sucks right now. I want someone to cleveland steamer me into sweet oblivion.
Hey-a! It's-a me! Rippo! Have you-a seen-a my coozin, Rippy? How about-a my-a father, Samuel Alito?
Hey! Fungu!
Whose dirty diaper is this?
*tp* *tp*
It's DIRTY.
*tp* *tp*
Yuck.
*tp*
Kiss the 'phant!
If I was forced to eat either the dirty diaper or the "pudding hash," I think I'd have to go for the diaper.
*tp* *tp*
Not bad. Wish he'd eaten a little more strained carrots, though.
*tp* *tp*
I eat Spaghetti-os sometimes.
When I'm alone.
*BBBBLLORRRRRPPPP*
Does anyone else smell popcorn?
*tp *tp*
Anyone else taste popcorn?
Popcorn shit into a diaper?
*tp*
*tp*
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*tp*
heya...call-a me..suck my-a big-a Italiana cock-a...
love me-a..be-a my victim-a..
*tp*..*tp*...*tp*
Is anyone else out there handling a urine test? I spilled mine all over myself today in the lab. It's sticky and stinky all at the same time.
Yick.
FOCUS.
FO-CUS.
*tp*
*tp*
I can taste from your urine that you're diabetic.
*tp*
You're also functionally retarded.
*tp*
Yup.
That could be due to the fact that I just ate a whole box of Twinkies.
That is probably the meanest thing ever said to a Twinkie anywhere.
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