GWiMMRN, Bump Day in the Month of May Edition

It's not going to get any better than this, so you might as well guess what's in my mouth right now:

A) A chewing gum elephant puppet, warmed just right for my solitary delight
B) SeƱor Chip Butty's request to "call me"
C) The "it's/its" problem, the "to/too" fallacy, and the overuse of ellipses
D) Rippy's cousin
E) Something undoubtedly unintended by the manufacturer
F) Another culinary delight invented by the good people who brought you the chip butty
G) A big, fat cock

UPDATE: The answer very well could be this tasty snack!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

That elephant finger puppet gum looks awful. Who the hell would put that in their mouth?

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Jordan said...

work was weird.. people were weird.. this whole fucking day has just been off, ever since noon.. and now some weirdo posing as a french fry sandwich is asking me to call him.

Life really sucks right now. I want someone to cleveland steamer me into sweet oblivion.

8:58 AM  
Anonymous Rippo the Spaghetti-o said...

Hey-a! It's-a me! Rippo! Have you-a seen-a my coozin, Rippy? How about-a my-a father, Samuel Alito?

Hey! Fungu!

8:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whose dirty diaper is this?

*tp* *tp*


*tp* *tp*



9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kiss the 'phant!

9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I was forced to eat either the dirty diaper or the "pudding hash," I think I'd have to go for the diaper.

*tp* *tp*

Not bad. Wish he'd eaten a little more strained carrots, though.

*tp* *tp*

9:19 AM  
Anonymous Chef Boyardee said...

Heya! Fuck-a you-a too!


9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I eat Spaghetti-os sometimes.

When I'm alone.


9:21 AM  
Anonymous Like a flesh-dragon, Eugene's baby said...


9:21 AM  
Anonymous Rippo da Spaghetti-o said...

Heya, screw-a you-a, Chef-a Boyardee! You suck-a big penises, heh? You suck-a them dry, heh?

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone else smell popcorn?

12:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*tp *tp*

Anyone else taste popcorn?

Popcorn shit into a diaper?



*tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp* *tp*


12:34 PM  
Anonymous Chef Boyardee said...

heya...call-a me..suck my-a big-a Italiana cock-a...

love me-a..be-a my victim-a..


12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is anyone else out there handling a urine test? I spilled mine all over myself today in the lab. It's sticky and stinky all at the same time.


1:10 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...



1:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



I can taste from your urine that you're diabetic.


You're also functionally retarded.



1:49 PM  
Anonymous Twinkie the Kid said...

That could be due to the fact that I just ate a whole box of Twinkies.

2:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm gonna punch you in the belly until the cream filling pours out of your yellow flesh.

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is probably the meanest thing ever said to a Twinkie anywhere.

6:07 AM  

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