GWiMMRN, Saturday Yellow Fluid Edition

Today is an easy one. The thing that is in my mouth right now is what this semi-homeless man is thinking of:


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that dude is out and out homeless. No semi about it. Flat out HOME-LESS.

Just look at those fingernails.

11:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone else find it strange that the urine is in a nice looking glass with apples all around it and the urine looks like it's in... well, a urine specimen container?

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I meant that the apple juice is in the urine... no, wait... I mean that the urine has apples in it and... no, I...

Wait. I got it. I mean that the apple juice is in a urine container and the urine is in an apple juice container. That's it. Just like that semi-homeless dude was doing. Carrying his own urine in an apple juice container on the bus.

11:07 AM  
Anonymous semmy homeliss man said...

hey i'm thinkin' about getting a drink an then having sexual relations with your loved ones ehe heh can u spare sum change?

11:09 AM  
Anonymous The Semi-Homeless Guy said...

I really wish I didn't have to come back to this disgusting website to respond to these false accusations, especially when my BUSY SCHEDULE does not permit.

I'm sick and tired of having to rebut this silliness about my urine. Sick. And tired. My urine isn't to be discussed like some common fluid like apple juice. It's a far more valuable and life-giving substance, as you undoubtedly know perfectly well.

For the last time, I was not carrying my wonderfully delightful urine on that bus, but apple juice. Got it? It was apple juice. APPLE. JUICE. NOT urine.

If I was carrying my sweet, sweet urine, you'd have known it.

Finally, one word of advice: GROWUP.

I'd have said "GROW UP" except that I already said that I would be giving you only ONE word of advice, so I had to mash it together. If I was going to give you just one MORE word, that word would be DELIGHTFULLYDELICIOUSURINE.

12:04 PM  
Anonymous Mr Mott said...

This whole routine is FUCKING DISGUSTING.

How could you believe that that semi-homeless man was carrying his own urine instead of our crisp, clear apple juice?

Our apple juice has won People's Choice Awards 132 years running from every filthy, dirty, smelly homeless piece of shit out there, and I won't let you besmirch our wonderful reputation by confusing it with...with...urine.

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Johnny Appleseed said...

call me

12:16 PM  
Anonymous National Association of Urine Specimen Enthusiasts and Anustasters said...

We here at N.A.U.S.E.A. are forced to take time out of our busy schedule (remember, June is URINE month) to remind Mr. Motts that URINE is a delightful alternative to the crap that comes out of apples when you squeeze them.

Apple juice. Yick.

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find that latest comment to be sickeningly homophobic.


2:08 PM  
Anonymous Magneto said...

I find that latest comment to be sickeningly homophobic.


2:50 PM  

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