GWiMMRN, Saturday Yellow Fluid Edition
Today is an easy one. The thing that is in my mouth right now is what this semi-homeless man is thinking of:
posted by My Mouth at 12:36 PM
6/3/06
About Me
- Name: My Mouth
- Location: Below the Nose, Above the Chin, Afghanistan
I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake: 12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled. 1 lb. sugar. 14 Hand-made hot dog buns. 2 gallons of store-brand mustard. Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl. Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake. Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns. Eat. Puke. Repeat.
Previous Posts
- Special Friday Apple Juice/Urine Juxtaposition Edi...
- GWiMMRN, End of Civilization as You Know It Countd...
- GWiMMRN, Bump Day in the Month of May Edition
- GWiMMRN, Post-Memorial Day Cock Up Edition
- GWiMMRN, Memorial Day Edition
- Goodbye Yellowbrick Road...
- GWiMMRN, Saturday Failed Ice Cream Flavors Edition
- Here's the 411: FOCUS
- GWiMMRN, Thursday FOCUS Edition
- GWiMMRN, Donuts... or Africa? Edition
9 Comments:
I think that dude is out and out homeless. No semi about it. Flat out HOME-LESS.
Just look at those fingernails.
Does anyone else find it strange that the urine is in a nice looking glass with apples all around it and the urine looks like it's in... well, a urine specimen container?
I meant that the apple juice is in the urine... no, wait... I mean that the urine has apples in it and... no, I...
Wait. I got it. I mean that the apple juice is in a urine container and the urine is in an apple juice container. That's it. Just like that semi-homeless dude was doing. Carrying his own urine in an apple juice container on the bus.
hey i'm thinkin' about getting a drink an then having sexual relations with your loved ones ehe heh can u spare sum change?
I really wish I didn't have to come back to this disgusting website to respond to these false accusations, especially when my BUSY SCHEDULE does not permit.
I'm sick and tired of having to rebut this silliness about my urine. Sick. And tired. My urine isn't to be discussed like some common fluid like apple juice. It's a far more valuable and life-giving substance, as you undoubtedly know perfectly well.
For the last time, I was not carrying my wonderfully delightful urine on that bus, but apple juice. Got it? It was apple juice. APPLE. JUICE. NOT urine.
If I was carrying my sweet, sweet urine, you'd have known it.
Finally, one word of advice: GROWUP.
I'd have said "GROW UP" except that I already said that I would be giving you only ONE word of advice, so I had to mash it together. If I was going to give you just one MORE word, that word would be DELIGHTFULLYDELICIOUSURINE.
call me
We here at N.A.U.S.E.A. are forced to take time out of our busy schedule (remember, June is URINE month) to remind Mr. Motts that URINE is a delightful alternative to the crap that comes out of apples when you squeeze them.
Apple juice. Yick.
I find that latest comment to be sickeningly homophobic.
:)
I find that latest comment to be sickeningly homophobic.
:)...
Post a Comment
<< Home