6/4/06

GWiMMRN, The Da Vinci Code Edition

The clues are all around you, fucknuts. All you have to do is L.O.O.K.

Now, guess which The da Vinci Code actor is in my mouth right now:

A) Forrest Gump, A.K.A. the Bosom Buddy.
B) Amelie, A.K.A. Audrey Tatooine.
C) Dr. Octopus.
D) That French guy who's always in those French movies... what's his name... not the fat guy with the big nose... the other guy.
E) Gandalf.
F) Some fuckin' albino dude.
G) A big, fat, rosy cock.

UPDATE: The answer is definitely not H) A litany of surreptitious, passive aggressive, hostile acts toward humanity like farting in elevators, sneering, and quietly wishing for all of you to just go away.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The facts seem to involve small, hideous rodents.

I don't want the facts.

11:53 AM  
Anonymous J. Reno said...

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT I PREFER ROCKY ROAD ICE CREAM STOP IT

11:54 AM  
Anonymous I. McKellen said...

I had more fun as Magneto.

I also got a lot more hot man-ass on the set.

Oh yeah.

12:11 PM  
Anonymous The fuckin' albino dude said...

Did you know that I'm so albino that even my SEMEN is white? Ha ha!

I wonder what normal guy's semen looks like.

Care to respond?

12:12 PM  
Anonymous A. White Ferret said...

I think the negative portrayals of albinos in TDVC is deplorable.

My semen is sort of yellowish. Care to respond?

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Hugh "Jass" Jackman said...

Yeah. Boy. X-Men III was awesome for us homos. It was all shower scenes behind the scenes, if you know what I mean.

We had this one room on set that was set up like a high school boys locker room and we would just all GO TO TOWN.

It was unbelievable. Ian was the most well hung of us all.

1:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find that last comment to be sickeningly homophobic.

:)

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Magneto said...

I thought it was quite wonderful. It reminded me of my boarding school days.

2:49 PM  
Anonymous The Towelrack said...

Has anyone seen Eugene?

Like my good buddy Starwilde the Majikal Unicorn, we have an appointment.

Care to respond?

3:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is sickening.

What parts?

ALL OF IT.

3:48 PM  
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9:33 PM  

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