GWiMMRN, The Da Vinci Code Edition
The clues are all around you, fucknuts. All you have to do is L.O.O.K.
Now, guess which The da Vinci Code actor is in my mouth right now:
A) Forrest Gump, A.K.A. the Bosom Buddy.
B) Amelie, A.K.A. Audrey Tatooine.
C) Dr. Octopus.
D) That French guy who's always in those French movies... what's his name... not the fat guy with the big nose... the other guy.
E) Gandalf.
F) Some fuckin' albino dude.
G) A big, fat, rosy cock.
UPDATE: The answer is definitely not H) A litany of surreptitious, passive aggressive, hostile acts toward humanity like farting in elevators, sneering, and quietly wishing for all of you to just go away.
Now, guess which The da Vinci Code actor is in my mouth right now:
A) Forrest Gump, A.K.A. the Bosom Buddy.
B) Amelie, A.K.A. Audrey Tatooine.
C) Dr. Octopus.
D) That French guy who's always in those French movies... what's his name... not the fat guy with the big nose... the other guy.
E) Gandalf.
F) Some fuckin' albino dude.
G) A big, fat, rosy cock.
UPDATE: The answer is definitely not H) A litany of surreptitious, passive aggressive, hostile acts toward humanity like farting in elevators, sneering, and quietly wishing for all of you to just go away.
posted by My Mouth at 11:10 AM
9 Comments:
The facts seem to involve small, hideous rodents.
I don't want the facts.
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT I PREFER ROCKY ROAD ICE CREAM STOP IT
I had more fun as Magneto.
I also got a lot more hot man-ass on the set.
Oh yeah.
I think the negative portrayals of albinos in TDVC is deplorable.
My semen is sort of yellowish. Care to respond?
I find that last comment to be sickeningly homophobic.
:)
I thought it was quite wonderful. It reminded me of my boarding school days.
Has anyone seen Eugene?
Like my good buddy Starwilde the Majikal Unicorn, we have an appointment.
Care to respond?
This is sickening.
What parts?
ALL OF IT.
Greets to the webmaster of this wonderful site. Keep working. Thank you.
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