GWiMMRN, Memorial Day Edition
In addition to honoring the troops, don't forget your mystery date for the evening:
posted by My Mouth at 7:47 AM
5/29/06
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- Name: My Mouth
- Location: Below the Nose, Above the Chin, Afghanistan
I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake: 12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled. 1 lb. sugar. 14 Hand-made hot dog buns. 2 gallons of store-brand mustard. Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl. Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake. Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns. Eat. Puke. Repeat.
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10 Comments:
Why does H.T. always look so angry? Why is she so angry all the time?
I'm soooooo flattered.
"This is just sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
I wish I knew.
I don't remember that happening.
I don't remember it at all.
GROW UP.
Leo was sucking SATAN off while fondling MY balls.
Okay?
I think that's a smile for Helen.
You don't want to see her angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry.
I REALLY HOPE that this means we won't have to see any more pictures of You-Know-Who.
REALLY.
HOPE.
I remember it like it was yesturday. In fact, it WAS yesturday!
BWAH HA HAH HA HA HA!
I think this picture of Y.K.W. is a harbinger of bad things to come.
BAD THINGS.
TO COME.
I've just about had it up to here with all the Leonardo da Vinci sucking off Jesus and fondling Satan's balls while doing it jokes.
HAD IT UP TO HERE.
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT BUY MY FAKELICIOUS STAR SPANGLED SNACK CAKES STOP IT STOP IT.
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