11/6/05

GWiMMRN, Extra-Special Sunday Edition

It's Sunday at GWiMMRN, which means, of course, that there's something in my mouth. A wonderful prize awaits the lucky individual who correctly guesses what it is!

A) A set of ivory anal beads plucked lovingly from Charles Nelson Reilly's starfish, each one inscribed with a verse from the Sermon on the Mount
B) The adorable little ass hairs caught in between a few of the aforementioned beads
C) A very swishy militant Islamist in a bubble-gum pink kaffiyeh prancing about and twittering, "Allahu Akbar!"
D) Crumbs
E) Religious tolerance
F) A big, fat kufr kock

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sundays seem to be the most hard-hitting of all the Mouthables.

10:22 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Sunday is a hard-hitting day for religious tolerance.

And starfish.

11:02 AM  

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