GWiMMRN, Suckin' Onna Puppy Pussy Edition
Like Santa Claus, I'm watching you all the time. Unlike him, I don't give a sweet fuck if you've been good or not. All I care about is if you've been focusing. FOCUS on my mouth. FOCUS. All properly FOCUSED? Excellent. Now guess what's in my mouth right now:
A) A Weapon of Mass Erection
B) Digital artifacts
C) Puppy pussy
D) A really, really hot slice of strawberry pie
E) Doodly-squat
F) A really, really good slice of hot dog cake
G) Dandruff
H) That really hysterically funny joke where you ask a guy what the capital of Thailand is, and before he has a chance to answer, you bugle, "BANG-COCK!" and punch him very hard in the dick
I) A big, fat [bang]cock
A) A Weapon of Mass Erection
B) Digital artifacts
C) Puppy pussy
D) A really, really hot slice of strawberry pie
E) Doodly-squat
F) A really, really good slice of hot dog cake
G) Dandruff
H) That really hysterically funny joke where you ask a guy what the capital of Thailand is, and before he has a chance to answer, you bugle, "BANG-COCK!" and punch him very hard in the dick
I) A big, fat [bang]cock
posted by My Mouth at 4:08 PM
9 Comments:
I didn't think it was very funny.
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT NEVER MIND I REALLY LIKE IT LIKE IT LIKE IT
I'm under-utilized here.
Does... does the uh... hot dog cake have...uh, er... the mustard icing on it?
I don't like the way that I am being treated here.
I don't like it ONE BIT.
We all know how this conversation's going to end, don't we.
I... I guess so.
So let's just cut to the chase: nobody cares about that.
I read that somewhere.
It was pretty mean, but true.
I remember it. It was a comment directed at me.
I'm still stinging from it.
STINGING.
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