Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now, Day Three

Guess what's in my mouth right now?

A) The tiny nipple hairs of a waifish yet hirsute Armenian woman.
B) A Colecovision joystick.
C) A blueberry poptart.
D) Acid reflux from watching Michael Rappaport's awful sitcom, "The War at Home."
E) Erika Badu's afro pick.
F) Martha Stewart's foot up to her house-arrest ankle bracelet.
G) A big, fat cock.


Anonymous Waif said...

I find your question to be racist in the extreme and I shall be boycotting this website!

7:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arrrgh, me matey! It was ethnocentrist, not racist! It was against the hirsutists! Let their hairs fall out!

8:10 AM  

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