10/5/05

Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now, Late Afternoon on Day Two

Guess what's in my mouth right now?

A) Sharon Osbournes' bulemic leavings
B) A truffle
C) My tongue, covered in spit
D) The Man From J.I.S.M.
E) Truman Capote's long lost first novel, conveniently found when a big-budget bio-pic about him is coming out this month
F) The Diary of Anne Frank
G) A big, fat cock

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did this big, fat cock belong to Truman Capote?

Because, well, it'd be kind of thin and shriveled. Like Sharon Osbourne.

2:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm gonna have to go with "G" as "A big, fat cock" seems to be the answer offered up most often. Either you're obsessed with big, fat cocks (who isn't, really?) or you really do have one in your mouth RIGHT NOW!

2:48 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I'm not obssessed with anything. I'm just suggesting that a "big, fat cock" is always an option.

4:28 PM  

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