10/5/05

Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now, Late Afternoon on Day Two

Guess what's in my mouth right now?

A) Sharon Osbournes' bulemic leavings
B) A truffle
C) My tongue, covered in spit
D) The Man From J.I.S.M.
E) Truman Capote's long lost first novel, conveniently found when a big-budget bio-pic about him is coming out this month
F) The Diary of Anne Frank
G) A big, fat cock

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did this big, fat cock belong to Truman Capote?

Because, well, it'd be kind of thin and shriveled. Like Sharon Osbourne.

2:02 PM  

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