Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now

More relentless mouthables are here: GWiMMRN FOCUS.

That's my sentiment; fuck all of you. I've given you over a year to focus, a year to make something of yourselves, and look at you....

I keep threatening it and threatening it and one day I'll pull the plug on this damned website and then where will you be? It will be t...

It's never too early for spring cleaning! GWiMMRN: A) Dust bunnies . B) Playboy bunnies . C) The 10 a.m. coffee shits. D) Dirigidibi...

Yes, the Thanksgiving Day Fiasco 2006 was all that was cracked up to be. Truly a train-wreck of gastronomical proportions. Now, the wrecka...

Don't be a spectator when it comes to guessing what's in my mouth right now. Exercise your rights and what's left of your integ...

Don't doubt the awesome power of My Mouth. Don't doubt it for a second. And this Thanksgiving Day 2006, you will know the power of...

We here at the offices of GWiMMRN, Inc. are anticipating a Monumental Thanksgiving Day Fiasco for this Thanksgiving Day 2006. In anticipati...

It's true, you know. All of it. Guess what's in my mouth right now. A) 70% coverage when a certain someone told me it would be 10...

*urp* GWiMMRN: A) A headache . B) The thought, "It's so fucking HOT in here." C) Nausea, and not the pleasant kind. D) Arm...