GWiMMRN, Red Meat, Cigarettes, and Chlamydia Edition

*hunh!*

GWiMMRN:

A) Red Meat.
B) Cigarettes.
C) Smoked pork tenderloin with Chlamydia Surprise.
D) The itchies on my down-there.
E) A major malfunction.
F) A teary asshole.
G) A teary big fat c.o.c.k.